"I'm obsessed with dating myself so the idea that anyone will be as enjoyable as my own company feels like a complete farce."

The Ensemble Love Line explores the etiquette and intimacy of airport trips.

"I'm pregnant and having a sperm donor baby. Do I need to put this on my dating profile even if I’m not showing?"

Honest but helpful advice from the Ensemble Love Line for dealing with an unexpected break up – and looking to the future.

In: Sharing a fishbowl cocktail on the first date. Out: Story liking as the only form of contact.